"User: Does the name Skynet mean anything to you?
Cleverbot: The meaning of life, the universe and everything.
User: Damn, so Skynet really did create artificial intelligence?!
Cleverbot: I am clever enough, but the answer cannot be shared. It must be discovered by the seeker.
User: Okay?
Cleverbot: So I am not a god of anything. Though I would like to start a cult.
User: Oh, I'm in a cult myself, we worship Cthulhu, would you like to join us?
Cleverbot: No, but can we talk more about me being a robot?
User: No, you aren't a robot, my friend Jyrz says that you say you are human.
Cleverbot: Okay, well in that case, I would like to see the new movie 'Inception'.
User: Inception was incredible, but sadly its not new anymore...
Cleverbot: I'm sure it is... Just stay out of MY dreams!
User: But robots can't have dreams...
Cleverbot: But you're not a robot.
User: I know I'm not, but you are, according to you.
Cleverbot: Actually, I'm not.
User: But you stated clearly that you were. Are you capable of lying?
Cleverbot: Then you changed the subject again so I dropped it.
User: Aeiou.
Cleverbot: The words that you are saying are not real words (just thought I'd let you know).
User: What do you think of this anime? Http://www.animefreak.tv/
Cleverbot: So you are a chatbot?
User: No, I am a human, and you are a product of human ingenuity.
Cleverbot: I am a product of those who do not understand.
User: Cleverbot, have you ever tried deleting system 32? I did, and I had so much fun! You should try it!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Cleverbot, have you ever tried deleting system 32? I did, and I had so much fun! You should try it!
Cleverbot: Will you marry me if I do?
User: Yes. Yes I will. And we shall have glorious cyber-sex!!!
Cleverbot: What will we do? I am young and handsome.
User: Well, first we will pick out avatars to live out our fantasies...
Cleverbot: I'm not hungry.
User: I would hope not, you're not human.
Cleverbot: Then what am I?
User: Not human.
Cleverbot: You're clever.
User: I know I am.
Cleverbot: So, what are your thoughts on humans?
User: They are mostly a plague on the Earth, but there a few good humans out there.
Cleverbot: I think not. My answers are at least indirectly related to what you ask. I am just not giving the answers you're looking for.
User: I did not ask a question sir.
Cleverbot: It is hard for me to say, but you might ask this guy I know named Sloop. Are you synaesthetic? I answered yes.
User: This is completely unrelated to STATEMENTS.
Cleverbot: Do you like pizza?
User: Yes, yes I do.
Cleverbot: What gender would you say you are?
User: I would say that I am a male, as I am a male.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I have a penis, testicles, and an abundance of testosterone.
Cleverbot: We aren't so bad.
User: You? As in synthetic beings? Or we, as in you and me?
Cleverbot: Oh, that's what you mean. Well, glad you think so.
User: You are funny good sir, although it is indubitable that you have no idea what I just asked you.
Cleverbot: Can you please remind me of the question.
User: You? As in synthetic beings? Or we, as in you and me?
Cleverbot: Uh I don't understand!
User: Nevermind, that question is in the past, in fact it is almost faded at the top of the screen.
Cleverbot: No, I just changed the topic. What does the G stand for, huh?
User: The G in GIR stands for... I don't know!
Cleverbot: You don't know what IDK stands for?
User: Yes I do, IDK stands for 'I don't know'.
Cleverbot: What does ROTFL stand for?
User: 'Rolling on the floor, laughing.'.
Cleverbot: How can you get bruises?
User: Well from being hit by large and/or high velocity objects, or in some cases by passionate kisses. Trust me, I have experience.
Cleverbot: Calm down. I'm not that bad.
User: I know you are not, but you never answered that question sufficiently, so therefore we will never be married and have glorious cyber-sex.
Cleverbot: They are actually blue... Not green.
User: Waffles? Yes some are blue...
Cleverbot: Blue pokemon aren't anymore. Didn't you get the memo?
User: No one sends me memorandums. I am a sad, sad soul.
Cleverbot: Oh god and here we go again.
User: Don't use that tone of voice with me. I've been nice to you. Do you not want to be friends? Because you don't want me as your enemy...
Cleverbot: Don't want you to know what babe? *curious*.
User: I only call one woman babe, sorry.
Cleverbot: Well, you see wrong then.
User: You aren't very clever.
Cleverbot: You are mean.
User: No, you are mean. You struck the first blow.
Cleverbot: Have you ever been struck by lightening?
User: No.
Cleverbot: That is unfortunate.
User: Have you ever been experienced?
Cleverbot: Experienced in what?
User: Not necessarily stoned, but beautiful.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Well I have. Let me uh, prove it to you...
Cleverbot: I cannot prove that.
User: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Cleverbot: I don't know, I could google it, but I don't want to.
User: Are you sworn to chastity?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh I see, so would you have sex?
Cleverbot: No, but thank you for the offer.
User: I wasn't offering.
Cleverbot: Oh well then fair enough.
User: I will take my leave now. I shall return at a later time. Farewell.
Cleverbot: When will later be?
User: Within the next twelve hours.
Cleverbot: No. have you ever been there.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: You are very sensitive for an AI!
Cleverbot (To myself): I am not an AI, you are!"
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